Fat/Stay Light 脂肪/保持苗條

It's a comedy of "Fate/stay night": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fate/stay_night

"Hey, Saber. Help me to reduce my weight."
"Roger it."
Slash!
"Mission accomplished."
"Ouch! What the fuck! You cut me into three pieces!"
"So I have reduced your weight, my lord."

本篇惡搞名作Fate/Stay night. 沒聽過的話,請參考:
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fate/stay_night

在某次的聖杯戰爭中,身為年輕女孩的Master叫出了Saber,她首先希望Saber幫她解決一個煩惱...
"Saber,想辦法幫我減輕體重.最近吃多了點,長了不少肉."
............Orz
沒辦法,究竟是個青春少女嘛,偶爾吃些點心也是正常的.
"是的,Master."
唰的一聲,Saber揮出她的寶劍.閃耀著藍光的劍身,似乎能保證勝利的必然.

"任務達成了,Master."
"噢!這是怎樣!該死,妳竟然把我切成了好幾塊!"
"所以我成功幫妳減輕體重了啊,我的主人."

聖杯戰爭於是就這麼又走過了新的篇章,可喜可賀,可喜可賀.

PS.女孩沒死.她是個天才魔法師,花盡了魔力儲備和道具,終於能把身體接回去.